Monday, June 11, 2012

Prometheus



My movie notes and minor spoilers ahead.

1. Visually stunning, almost bordering on epic.
2. SPOILERS: Dragon Tattoo lady was good, but imagine if it was ScarJo giving birth to an alien covered with just tissue-like clothing.
3. Fassbenderneato was amazing as David. I would imagine it is difficult to portray an android that's bordering on having no emotions at all to feeling disdain and disappointment to your human counterparts.
4. Overall, the story was good and had existed with the Alien mythology.
5. SPOILERS: Just too many plot holes that needed answering, i.e. Why did David spike the vodka drink? Why did the engineers leave star maps to what should have been their top secret military facility? Was the black goo the end game weapon for destroying earth or was it the long-headed aliens? Did David have prior knowledge of the engineers, their technology, and their targets?
6. Replayability: extremely high

Additional note: Read a funny piece online about Elizabeth Shaw's supposed SMS messages with the engineers. Do not read it unless you have already watched the movie.

Another update: Io9.com has just released a "All of Your Lingering Prometheus Questions, Answered!" page with an interview from screenwriter Damon Lindelof which answers at least some of my plot hole questions.

4 out 5 DREIs

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Chronicle

I really wanted to start of my 2012 reviews with the Avengers movie. However, i'm putting my review of that movie on hold until I see it again in HD. So instead of a review about a super-secret-boy-band, how about a few notes about a "refreshing new take" on the superhero movie genre. Assume spoilers.

1. I thought that the first half of the movie started rather slowly. The pace could have gone a little bit faster with them developing their superpowers.
2. This movie reminded me too much about Repeaters. Where one person in their group ultimately turned to the dark side. Actually, that plot device have been used more than enough times already.
3. I particularly liked the handheld camera feel of the movie. The story never really was intended to be told/shown on a grander scale. Otherwise, it would have just been another I Am Number Four.
4. Nothing too groundbreaking, replayability is just at two or three times viewing. But I agree with all critics that it really was a refreshing take on this genre.

3 DREIs



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1 - DREIs: "Avoid Like The Plague" Why did we watch this in the first place? (i.e. Bangkok Dangerous, The Hottie and the Nottie, Scorpion King 2, etc..)



2 - DREIs: "Shite" No need to see this movie unless you have absolutely nothing else to do. Movies with high expectations but falls short on almost everything. (i.e. Righteous Kill, Max Payne, The Island, etc..)


3 - DREIs: "Okay" Good movies that could have been better. Usually gets half good reviews, and the other half so-so. The experience will also depend also on who is watching. (i.e. Clone Wars Animated, Fast and the Furious, The Devil Wears Prada, etc..)


4 - DREIs: "Great" Almost all facets of the movie were masterfully done. Great in almost all aspects. (i.e. 300, Dark Knight, Transformers, Slumdog Millionaire, etc..)


5 - DREIs: "Revolutionary" It will change the entire concept of filmmaking and how films are made from this point on. It will serve as the new gauge for movies of the same genre. (i.e. The Matrix, LOTR, The Godfather, etc..)

Back To Life

First post for 2012. Wala lang. Movie reviews coming.

Monday, June 13, 2011

NBA: Miami Heat 2010-2011

1. I'm writing this on the same day that Miami lost Game 6 to Dallas in the NBA Finals. I'm still pissed about the entire series. I've always said two things: (a) Miami can win it all if they get out of the east and (b) the better team always wins in a seven-game series. I've always thought Miami was the better team. Waaaaay better. Pissed is probably an understatement.

2. However, I am still calling this season a success. Since "The Decision" I have always thought of this season in terms of level of success at (exits): 1st-Round - End of the World; 2nd-Round - Failure; ECF - Threshold; NBA Finals - Success; Championship - Exceeds Expectations.

3. The Chicago and Boston series was as revelatory as the Dallas series. Early demons have been exorcised from the Boston series, the new kid on the block has been silenced in the Chicago series, and character has been questioned in the Dallas series. I could have never imagined such a polar reaction from people towards Miami in the playoffs. From sportswriters: "Mentally Tough" "Clutch" "Coming Together" "Best Defensive Team" to "Disappearing Act" "Hero Ball" and "Bad Shot Machine"

4. I believe Spoelstra when he said: "We have enough." The Heat really did. For next season, they really don't need to add another game changer. Probably a center and a point who can fill specific roles. But just another year of playing together and we can see the start of the Dynasty. Yep, I called it.

5. The season was such a roller coaster from the 9-8 start to the 22-1 December to getting the second seed, alll the way to the NBA Finals. Kudos to getting through adversity but dangit I'm still pissed.

6. My most notable games of the season:
(1) The Christmas Day Game where my brother lost a bet and he had to run half naked in the street.
(2) The Houston game where the big three all got 30 and 10. Yes, you read that right 30 points and 10 rebounds for each of the big three.
(3) The January Clipper game at Staples. Yes, the Heat lost but I was there. I saw Lebron, Wade, and Bosh play live. I was there.
(4) The Washington game, where they were down I think 12 with less than a minute to go and thinking to myself, "If this is a championship caliber team, they should find a way." I think they won in OT.
(5) Game 4 of the Chicago series. I turned the TV off with three minutes left in the 4th, only to find out later they won.
(6) It wasn't Game 2 of the NBA Finals that the Heat lost control and you can see them unraveling. It was Game 4 that the Heat lost the championship.

7. On to the offseason and next year. Who are the unrestricted free agents anyway?

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Chor: The God of Tanders

1. A very well made movie. You'd think that a Thor movie would be hard to make but they made it work.


2. Not as epic as say, Iron Man or Dark Knight, but more likely in the level of the Norton Incredible Hulk. Actually, the Thor movie is way better than the Hulk movie.

3. This movie could have been legendary if they added 15 to 20 minutes more of fight scenes. I know that would already have tripled the entire movie budget but nah I'm a movie viewer and that's what I would have wanted.

3. Bakit ang Earth hindi kasing-ganda ng Asgard? Kasi may magic. You actually look forward to Asgard scenes. Kudos to the creative and production team, Asgard looked amazing.

4. Is it me or did Natalie Portman look Black Swan crazy? Is she going to be Black Swan to my eyes for the rest of her career? (Just like Hilary Swank will forever be a boy) I hope not.

5. Kat Dennings! But she didn't show her side boob from hell..

6. Loki. Not the scariest villain but the movie pulled off the Loki persona - mischievous and scheming. But I didn't like the part where he had a fight with Thor, an actual fight. In the Marvel universe, I think he would have been killed with a single strike from Myowmyow.

7. In comics, Thor is always the difference maker. More of like a Deus Ex Machina for storylines. I'm excited to see how the Avengers movie will use this character - a god or a faulted human?
 
8. Overall, good movie and has a lot of replayability. 3.5 DREIs.
 
 
 
 
 
 
1 - DREIs: "Avoid Like The Plague" Why did we watch this in the first place? (i.e. Bangkok Dangerous, The Hottie and the Nottie, Scorpion King 2, etc..)
2 - DREIs: "Shite" No need to see this movie unless you have absolutely nothing else to do. Movies with high expectations but falls short on almost everything. (i.e. Righteous Kill, Max Payne, The Island, etc..)
3 - DREIs: "Okay" Good movies that could have been better. Usually gets half good reviews, and the other half so-so. The experience will also depend also on who is watching. (i.e. Clone Wars Animated, Fast and the Furious, The Devil Wears Prada, etc..)
4 - DREIs: "Great" Almost all facets of the movie were masterfully done. Great in almost all aspects. (i.e. 300, Dark Knight, Transformers, Slumdog Millionaire, etc..)
5 - DREIs: "Revolutionary" It will change the entire concept of filmmaking and how films are made from this point on. It will serve as the new gauge for movies of the same genre. (i.e. The Matrix, LOTR, The Godfather, etc..)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Entries to the Movie Review Vault

Black Swan - Good, could have been great. 3 DREIs (could have been two if without the m scene, could have been four if it had a better ending)

Tron Legacy - Amazing visuals. Should have seen the first to "properly" enjoy the mythos. Saw it on IMAX 3D. Not much with storytelling but good replayability. 4 DREIs.

Sanctum - Edge of your seat suspense. Is it a disaster movie or an action movie? At least the pace was gripping in spite of a bad script and bad acting. Good popcorn movie but no replayability. 3 DREIs.

Mindflesh - A psycho-erotic thriller dealing with alternate realities laced with gore and weird sexual fantasies. In spite of that - HELL NO. 1 DREI.

Mulholland Drive - Probably one of the few rare movies na pinagisip muna ko ng matindi bago ko nagets. It turns out I may have still been wrong about the movie. I was thinking it was about the whole idea of your "life flashing before your eyes" in a singular moment. I may be wrong, I may be right. The thing about this movie is the director did not clarify anything and just let the viewers endlessly speculate. 3.5 DREIs.



1 - DREIs: "Avoid Like The Plague" Why did we watch this in the first place? (i.e. Bangkok Dangerous, The Hottie and the Nottie, Scorpion King 2, etc..)



2 - DREIs: "Shite" No need to see this movie unless you have absolutely nothing else to do. Movies with high expectations but falls short on almost everything. (i.e. Righteous Kill, Max Payne, The Island, etc..)


3 - DREIs: "Okay" Good movies that could have been better. Usually gets half good reviews, and the other half so-so. The experience will also depend also on who is watching. (i.e. Clone Wars Animated, Fast and the Furious, The Devil Wears Prada, etc..)


4 - DREIs: "Great" Almost all facets of the movie were masterfully done. Great in almost all aspects. (i.e. 300, Dark Knight, Transformers, Slumdog Millionaire, etc..)


5 - DREIs: "Revolutionary" It will change the entire concept of filmmaking and how films are made from this point on. It will serve as the new gauge for movies of the same genre. (i.e. The Matrix, LOTR, The Godfather, etc..)

Monday, March 14, 2011

Wade Does One More Thing I Wish I Could Do

Dwyane Wade wins custody of sons

MIAMI -- When the Miami Heat ended practice Sunday, Dwyane Wade went home to his sons.

That will be a regular event going forward.

Ending a long and often-vengeful fight, a Chicago court has awarded Wade sole "care, custody and control" of his two sons. The boys arrived in Miami on Friday, shortly after the ruling was filed, and Wade told The Associated Press that "a huge weight is off my back." (more)

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

More Test Photo Blogging

My babies minus one
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Thirty-five Year Old Threshold

A doc friend once told us that smokers have an absolute threshold on when to quit smoking.

"Quit when you're 35, and by the time you reach 40, your lungs will be like a 19 year-old's."

It's under the premise that if you go beyond 35, your body will already be to old or weak to heal itself from smoking abuse.

So me and prof have been saying to ourselves, 35 cold turkey.. Cold turkey-five.. Cold 35. Let's do this.

(Here's to wishing that e-cigarette technology will be perfected by then...)
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Test Blogging from my Samsung Android

Test Blogging from my Samsung Android
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