Okay.
I just have to get this out of my system.
The Miami Heat was swept 4-0 by the Chicago Bulls in the first round.
I knew it wasn't Miami's year, but to be swept???
In the first round???
Ghastly.
Okay.
I don't want to talk about this ever again.
Maximonline.com ran an article about their 10 best fake movie products that every consumer would wish they had.
It had a number of amazing things like Envy's Vapoorizer: which instantly vaporizes dog poo; or Brain Candy's Gleemonex: which cures anything from depression to gayness by putting your mind in an endless loop of your happiest memory; and who can ever forget the cool hoverboards from Back to the Future: Part 2?
Yes, they're all amazing products.
But they forgot to include the best movie product of all: the Orgazmorator from the movie Orgazmo.
The Orgazmorator is an arm-fitted ray gun that stops criminals in their tracks by giving them powerful orgasms!
I bet even James Bond and Batman would give all their gadgets and their cars for one of these babies.
