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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Is This Some Kind Of A "Joke?"

The following are from:
http://tob.hollywood.com/2008/01/22/rip-heath-ledger/

Paul Browne, Deputy Commissioner for Public Information of the New York Police Department, held a press conference on Heath Ledger Tuesday night.
He
confirmed the following:
• Heath Ledger was sick with pneumonia when he died today in NYC.
• The deceased was discovered by a masseuse and a housekeeper at approximately 2:45 p.m. today.
• The masseuse was there for a regular appointment.
• The deceased was found in his bedroom.
• The deceased was lying on the floor, curled up, at the foot of his bed.
• The deceased was naked and face down.
• There were not pills found scattered around the room as had been previously reported.
• There were some prescription bottles, including prescription sleeping medication, uncovered.
• Police do not know how long the deceased had been in the apartment.
• The deceased was renting the apartment.
• The cause of death has not yet been determined. The determination will be made by the medical examiners office.




I'm still thinking he'll show up on the premier of Dark Knight Returns in his Joker outfit and say to Christian Bale, "Joke's on you, battie-boy!" No offense. Such a loss. We finally had a true portrayal of the real Joker. And he dies before the film shows. Well whatever happens, he just made sure the movie will be a blockbuster hit and an instant classic.


Saturday, April 28, 2007

Movie Products We Wish We Had

Maximonline.com ran an article about their 10 best fake movie products that every consumer would wish they had.
It had a number of amazing things like Envy's Vapoorizer: which instantly vaporizes dog poo; or Brain Candy's Gleemonex: which cures anything from depression to gayness by putting your mind in an endless loop of your happiest memory; and who can ever forget the cool hoverboards from Back to the Future: Part 2?
Yes, they're all amazing products.
But they forgot to include the best movie product of all: the Orgazmorator from the movie Orgazmo.
The Orgazmorator is an arm-fitted ray gun that stops criminals in their tracks by giving them powerful orgasms!
I bet even James Bond and Batman would give all their gadgets and their cars for one of these babies.